Posted by: Rebecca
 lifestyle,  conservative,  34DD,  soccer mom,  husband

Are You In or Out of the Swinger Closet?

soccer mom
soccer mom
How far in or out of the swinger closet are you? Does your closest work friend have a clue? 

I like to keep my lifestyle somewhat quiet. I don't make it common practice to share this part of my life with many. Those who do know I'm a swinger probably know me pretty well in life too and are very trusted (although mistakes have been made).

At work I dress rather conservatively. Typically I wear dresses or skirts. I don't show cleavage and my makeup is minimal. The only daring thing you will catch me wearing is a pair of black patent leather platform peep toe shoes. This is the one indulgence that I take for myself that resembles something sexy in the workplace. I get several remarks on my shoes from 'I don't understand why you wear those tall heels' to 'those are some damn sexy shoes!' I am 95% in the closet at work.

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At home I am a typical soccer mom with flip flops and tank tops. Sometimes sporting a little more cleavage than the average mom, but I am a 34DD after all. It's rather difficult to hide in a tank top. I am 75% in the closet at home (my husband knows because he is a swinger too).

When going out for an evening I might be a bit more daring, but remembering my kids will probably be awake when I return home. For now, I can no longer wear the super short skirts and the barley a tanktop look.

I am 50% in the closet when I go out. Swinging is only something I do on occasion, it isn't who I am or my entire life and doesn't actually envelop 50% of my life. I do have friends who are also swingers that are regular friends as well. This is what emcompasses that number.

Where does that leave me, in or out of the closet? According to my trusty calculator, I'm 73.333333333% in the lifestyle closet - for you stat lovers. I would like to know where everyone else falls on the closet scale.  

Whether you are a swinger, gay or lesbien, or living another kind of lifestyle - what are your stats?